Feast Accordingly
A tavern menu built for one hand, because the other one is holding cards.
Vegan, vegetarian, and gluten-free options throughout. Tell your Warden about allergies and they'll handle it. Prices are confirmed on the board by the door.
Boards
Built to outlast a long session. Everything travels well across a table.
The Long Session$24
Cured meats, a hard sheep's cheese, cornichons, honeycomb and warm bread. Feeds four through a legacy campaign.
The Warden's Board$18
Whipped feta, chilli oil, marinated olives, blistered flatbread. Vegetarian, and the one the staff order.
Garden Board$16
Smoked carrot hummus, pickled fennel, dukkah, seeded crackers. Vegan.
From the Kitchen
Hot food, one hand, no cutlery required unless you want it.
Charred Skewers$12
Chicken thigh in garlic yoghurt, or halloumi and honey. Two to a plate, straight off the grill.
Flatbreads$13
Blistered and folded: lamb and harissa, or roast squash with sage butter. Nothing drips.
Dumplings$11
Pork and chive or mushroom and cabbage, black vinegar and chilli crisp on the side. Six a portion.
The Argument Ender$16
Double patty, aged cheddar, burnt onion, house sauce, in a paper wrap so the cards stay clean. This is the burger.
Vault Fries$7
Rosemary salt and brown butter mayo. Order them for the table and then guard them.
Sweet & Coffee
The reason tables stay claimed until closing.
Chocolate Pot$8
Dark, dense, sea salt on top. One spoon each and a negotiation.
Almond & Orange Cake$7.50
Olive oil crumb, crème fraîche. Gluten-free and better for it.
Coffee Programme$4
Espresso, cortado, filter by the cup. Roasted locally, strong enough to hold a table through a fourth act.
On Tap
Guildhall Pils
4.6% · $6.50Czech-style pilsner, crisp and cold. The default answer.
Crit Red
5.1% · $6.50Malty amber ale, toffee and orange peel. House brew.
Warden's Stout
4.3% · $6.50Dry Irish stout, cocoa and coffee. Settles slowly, like a good Euro.
Hazy Familiar
4.8% · $7Session IPA, mango and pine, soft finish. Built for three rounds.
Chalice Cider
5.0% · $6.50Dry local cider, sharp apple, no sugar. Gluten-free.
The Rotating Cask
varies · $7Whatever the cellar found this week. Ask a Warden what's on.
Status Effects
The cocktail list. We're not sorry.
Poisoned$12
Mezcal, lime, agave, a long green chilli. Smoke and a slow burn.
Charmed$12
Gin, elderflower, cucumber, prosecco top. Dangerously easy.
Blessed$13
Rye, amaro, orange bitters, stirred down. Served in the chalice, obviously.
Stunned$12
Espresso, dark rum, vanilla. For the fourth hour of a five-hour game.
Exhausted$9
Alcohol-free: seedlip, grapefruit, tonic, rosemary. No penalty to your next turn.
Cellar & Soft
Wine by the glass, and everything for the designated rules-explainer.
Natural Red$9
Light, chilled, gluggable. Changes monthly; ask what's open.
Natural White & Orange$9
Dry, textured, a little strange. Good with the boards.
Alcohol-Free Pils$5.50
On tap, not from a dusty bottle. Tastes like beer.
House Lemonade$4
Pressed lemon, thyme, soda. Refills are free and frequent.
Tea, Properly$3.50
Loose leaf, a pot, a timer. The most dangerous drink at a negotiation table.